When he wasn’t busy patenting karate robots or tickle fingers, Eugene Viscione was tinkering with the perfect Christmas track. Several singles emerged on his own WGW and Viscione imprints, converging around his 1990 cable access holiday special Christmas Will Be. When we began digging through Eugene’s papers and masters, a box of mysterious cassettes surfaced that captures all of the magic, and also adds several of his leftfield hits like “Turned Killer” and “Reagan’s March.” Own a piece of original Viscione history today, or give the ultimate holiday gag gift, just get these tapes out of our warehouse, please.